- Me: It's good to know that red fruits and vegetables may prevent prostate cancer and heart disease.
- Erica: Urgh, I don't want to get prostate cancer.... but it's OK, I eat plenty of capsicums.
- Me: There is no way you can get prostate cancer.
- Erica: Why not?
- Me: I don't think you're a man. Are you?
- Erica: No!
- Me: Good. Then you're not going to get it.
